Rocking is hard, yo. And more often than not, most rockers lack a lot of sleep because of too much hard rocking the night before.
Hmmm… Coffee… the only LEGAL addictive SUBSTANCE hahaha!
If you think about it, coffee’s a drink that seems to encourage a lot of accessories around it:
coffee cake
coffee table
coffee table book
coffee mug
coffee ice cream
coffee break
Alcohol, is another weapon of choice for rock gods. Say what you want about alcohol, but not only are there not a lot of optional accessories, alcohol actually helps you get rid of things:
family
home
job
driver’s license
sanity.
In fact, at a certain point, the only thing you have to remember to get, is more alcohol, and maybe a new mug for people to put their change in.
Perhaps a coffee mug?

