I was visiting this forum yesterday because a co-worker of mine sent the link to me. This just confirms that humans have nothing to do. Good times though.
The original poster puts THIS at the top of the thread:
"A HUSBAND who used an electrical cord to stimulate his wife during a night of "bizarre love-making" allegedly gave her a deadly shock."
Here comes the best part: The subsequent replies to this post were composed of FANTASTIC puns. I couldn’t even begin to comprehend the awesomeness of this thread.
"This news report is shocking."
"But the atmosphere in the thread is electric."
"I’m amped up to try this tonight."
"I’m sure it’ll bring a welcome spark into the bedroom."
Of course, there are some who flat out ruins the fun:
"I bet she found that unBEARable"
Read how they responded to such nincompoopery:
"You ruined it. Don’t post again until you can continue a pun circuit."
Anyway, moving on:
"That’s why women shouldn’t take charge in the bedroom."
"The fact that you guys are making jokes about this tragedy is downright revolting."
"It’s all elementary my dear Wattson" <– response to the top one
"This story is pretty current."
"I think that they should have used a transformer to step down the voltage using inductively-coupled circuits so that the woman wouldn’t have gotten electrocuted to death."
"When I generated this thread I had no idea that the responses would be so electrifying."
"Is anyone else turned on by this?"
OHMg this is too much for me… if you want to see the entire thread, click here
