This is the part where you tell myself that “NO WAY IN HELL I’M GOING TO END UP LIKE THIS GUY!”
Let’s see:
virgin
loves the color pink
needs a haircut (at least a good one)
obviously loves the bitch cat
and his balls are showing.
What the hell, dude? Are you a girl? Dude? Dudette? I don’t know.
Hello Kitty is BITCH INCARNATE and can warp normal people into human husks who fiercely consume Kitty products.
