Aren’t mannequins an insult to your imagination?
“You couldn’t possibly visualize a sweater so we’ll show you on this life size snotty puppet. I guess when they finish with them they become crash test dummies.”
That’s the end of the line for a mannequin.
“What ever happened to Bob?”
”Have you seen that new Volvo commercial? He’s got a bulls eye right in his face.”
Mannequins are only used for car accidents and fashion… I guess these are the two situations that it’s impossible for us to imagine ourselves: being well dressed or getting killed. I’m sure there is some pro-mannequin organization that doesn’t even like you to use the term mannequin.
”Hey they’re not mannequins, they’re the life deprived.”
