Mmmmm Mindless

Rocking is hard, yo. And more often than not, most rockers lack a lot of sleep because of too much hard rocking the night before.

Hmmm… Coffee… the only LEGAL addictive SUBSTANCE hahaha!

If you think about it, coffee’s a drink that seems to encourage a lot of accessories around it:

coffee cake

coffee table

coffee table book

coffee mug

coffee ice cream

coffee break

Alcohol, is another weapon of choice for rock gods. Say what you want about alcohol, but not only are there not a lot of optional accessories, alcohol actually helps you get rid of things:

family

home

job

driver’s license

sanity.

In fact, at a certain point, the only thing you have to remember to get, is more alcohol, and maybe a new mug for people to put their change in.

Perhaps a coffee mug?

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Hurray for clever word play!

Ehermm, as you all know (or not… I don’t really care lol), Jerry Bruckheimer and Mike Newell are laying the groundwork for a Prince of Persia movie. Of course, aside from needing an awesome premise and script (video games and movies have a very, very rocky relationship), a stellar cast is needed to pull off a hail mary such as this one (a GOOD video game-to-movie adaptation). A survey was conducted to see who the people (SELECTED people, at least) think would give the Prince justice. 

So right now, I’m safely assuming that you’re curious as to who were even considered playing the role of the swashbuckling, scimitar-swinging, wall-running, time-shifting, unshaven prince. Here it is:

WARNING: GOOD-LOOKING MEN OOZING WITH HUNKY-DORY LOVE A-PLENTY AFTER THE JUMP.

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If you’ve missed me, I must apologize. I’ve been gone for almost two weeks because I had to PLOW through this BIG, BIG (albeit retarded) project. It’s weird to be slide myself back into the normal grind. Kinda annoying too, actually. What do I write about? I can’t talk about the project. If I did, it’ll destroy the whole notion of the project being retarded. So…. how have you guys been?

Ironically, this past few weeks have been amazing to say the least.

I feel like Moses after wandering the desert for 40 years… haggard, dirty, and bearing a significant amount of facial hair… ugh.

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If they’re not busy being rescued by their princes, or hard at work defying the social norm (which is awesome), the princesses of Disney prefer chilling out and…

LOOK LIKE MENTAL ASYLUM ESCAPEES.

Looks like Sleeping Beauty is noogieing the tar out of Alice.

I wonder how their guys look in a group picture… hmmm.

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I was visiting this forum yesterday because a co-worker of mine sent the link to me. This just confirms that humans have nothing to do. Good times though.

The original poster puts THIS at the top of the thread:

"A HUSBAND who used an electrical cord to stimulate his wife during a night of "bizarre love-making" allegedly gave her a deadly shock."

Here comes the best part: The subsequent replies to this post were composed of FANTASTIC puns. I couldn’t even begin to comprehend the awesomeness of this thread.

"This news report is shocking."

"But the atmosphere in the thread is electric."

"I’m amped up to try this tonight."

"I’m sure it’ll bring a welcome spark into the bedroom."

Of course, there are some who flat out ruins the fun:

"I bet she found that unBEARable"

Read how they responded to such nincompoopery:

"You ruined it. Don’t post again until you can continue a pun circuit."

Anyway, moving on:

"That’s why women shouldn’t take charge in the bedroom."

"The fact that you guys are making jokes about this tragedy is downright revolting."

"It’s all elementary my dear Wattson" <– response to the top one

"This story is pretty current."

"I think that they should have used a transformer to step down the voltage using inductively-coupled circuits so that the woman wouldn’t have gotten electrocuted to death."

"When I generated this thread I had no idea that the responses would be so electrifying."

"Is anyone else turned on by this?"

OHMg this is too much for me… if you want to see the entire thread, click here

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Went to superherohype to get my weekly helping of super hero movies. My heart stopped when I saw this:

I love Animatrix… so… Batman + Animatrix = WIN.

I loved how the producers gave creative freedom over the animators when it comes to how they see Batman artistically. I loved the one portrayal of Batman with the hmmm… popped-up collar. Totally SPAZZ moment. 

It’s a great idea to bridge Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, in my opinion, because it’s nice to see what Batman’s been up to. Looks like Scarecrow’s back… hmm… I wonder what happened to him after Batman Begins.

Anyway, there’s no word yet on the release date. I’ll keep you posted.

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What are lawyers, really? To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We’re all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there’s a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside of the top of the box.

I think one of the fun things for them is to say, "objection."

"Objection! Objection, your Honor."

Objection, of course, is the adult version of, "’fraid not." To to which the judge can say two things, he can say, "overruled" which is the adult version of "’fraid so," or he could say, "sustained," which is the adult version of "Duh."

Ta.

Lionel Hutz… the lawyer clutz.

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The hardest part about being a clown, it seems to me, would be that you’re constantly referred to as a clown.

"Who was that clown?"

"I’m not working with that clown, did you hire that clown?"

"The guy’s a clown!"

"All he can do is clown around, he’s a nobody!"

How do you even start into being a clown? How do you know that you want to be a clown? Well, I guess you get to a point where you’re pants look so bad, it’s actually easier to become a clown than having the proper alterations done. Because if you think about it, a clown, if there isn’t a circus around them, is really just a very annoying person. You’re in the back seat of this guy’s Beetle and you go, "What, you’re picking somebody else up? Oh man! There’s 16 of us here already!"

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Everyone has to do their part, somehow.

Supermetrosexual man  

Thanks Engrish!

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Dream
Then God, with his fingers, carved
a hole through my dream’s ceiling,
took a handful,
and fashioned them in the form of woman,
set him before my eyes
a million and two miles away.
In this strange little small world of ours, everyone
is within reach,
but never attainable.
In my dreams the stones
can climb the trees and kiss its fruit;
but here they wait
for the branches to let go of them,
when they’re ready to rot.

This is a poem written by a friend of mine. It’s amazing that things that we have ever so wanted cannot be reached in the real world. The only thing most people have are dreams.

Which is sad.

A soul that sees beauty may sometimes walk alone.
-Johann von Goeth

P.S. You MAY have noticed that I have been putting poetry in my blogposts. Don’t like it? Don’t read it! hahahah

Poety is <3

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